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August 31, 2012

Hajgare me Nishanin




Napoloni dhe Nishoni kur ka ken student në

 “Shkollën e Bashkueme t’Oficerave Enver Hoxha”


Nishoni  hin en provim edhe e vet profesori: 

Qysh e ka pas emnin mreti ma i suksesshëm francez?

Nuk e di! - I përgjigjet studenti Nishoni.

Napolon Bonaparti!, - Thot profesori.

Nishoni niset me dal jasht.

Kah ja ki msy?, - E vet profesori.

M’fal se menova qe pi thirr kandidatin qeter.


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Ora e vjedhjes...


Shkon Nishoni n’stacion t’policis edhe deklaron:

Ma kan vjedh kuleten...

E kur ta kan vjedh?

Nuk e di se ma vjedhen edhe sahatin.


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Vorrimi


U dek Sali Berisha. 

A pe vjen n’vorrim? – pi vet Jozefina Nishonin.

Valla duhet me shku se mes mi shku nuk em vjen as ai mu.


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29 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha, bravo Kosova! E keni dhon te forte!

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    1. Ishalla po e mbani aty nishonlliun. Ne kemi bacen sali, qe na del e na tepron :-(

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    2. Po jo mer ta marrsha, ky asht humor Shkodret. Nji bravo kosoves :-)

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    3. O Jar karagjozi. Jep doreheqjen e leni pelivanlliqet. Neser ka me qen von.

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    4. NA CAU JARIN EDHE KY PRESIDENTI

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  2. AHAHA HAHAHA, NUK E PASHE QE NE FILLIM, PO DOREN E MAJTE E MBAN VARUR ME LITAR.

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  3. Ju falnderoj per kete humor , qe duhet te vijoi , per te zevendesuar bemat e Nastradinit .

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  4. O Nishon, te ka marre zyra flake o derezi. Mbete ne Kosove!

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  5. bre burr, nuk po ka ni burr me i ek qafet qkto ndyrsina, Nishonlliu, saliu e tan rropqimat perqark

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